Best of Sarasota 2007


BEST OF THE SUNCOAST 2007

Why, you ask, have we channeled James Bond for our biggest Best of the Suncoast issue ever? Consider the following eerie similarities between Creative Loafing and the world's most famous secret agent:

• We both like to shake things up.

• We're both attracted to bad puns.

• We both look damn good in a tux (see: left).

• We've both single-handedly saved the world.

• His codename is 007. The current year contains most of the same numbers, and in the same order. Creepy.

• He speaks with a British accent; we write with a British accent.

• We've both slept with Halle Berry.

• We're both concerned about Russia.

• We both always win.

We're basically identical, save one key difference: James Bond has no clue what's tops in Sarasota and Bradenton. But Creative Loafing?

We -- and our readers -- know better than anyone. Click ahead and find out for yourself.

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